Ca pourrait presque être l’hymne de sextoyer tant l’esprit me fait bien marrer. Mais attention je vous préviens si vous ne la connaissez pas déjà, vous risquez de l’avoir dans la tête demain en allant au boulot (pire que le « Papa pingouin »).

Allez hop cliquez sur Play et chantez !



Et comme-ci ça suffisait pas, je vous colle les paroles histoire de bien l'avoir dans la tête hein:
The Dildo Song
lyrics by: Robert D. Brooks
parody of: "The Slinky Song" ad jingle of the 1950's and 60's

What rolls down stairs?
Alone or in pairs?
And, makes a buzz-ity sound?
It's long - a schlong - a marvelous dong!
Everyone knows - it's dildo!

What fits in a sock?
Feels better than cock?
And, unlike a man, it's slow
It vibrates a bit
Feels great on your clit
Everyone knows - it's dildo!

It's Dildo! It's Dildo!
It's big - it's fleshy - it's ribbed
It's Dildo! It's Dildo!
Yes, that's right, it's ribbed

What fits in your crack?
Some even have sac's?
The penis you don't have to blow
They're not just for gays
They use double-a's (AA's)
Everyone knows - it's dildo!

A dildo-dog. A dildo-plane.
Many more vibrating toys
You turn the knob - they buzz and throb
Feels great in girls and boys!

What makes you cum?
And, fits in your bum?
Some of them even can glow!
A dink! A dink! In marvelous pink!
Everyone knows - it's dildo!

A long fleshy tube
Use oil-based lube
Not just for the neighbourhood ho's
For a Girl on the go
With no time for a beau
It makes for the perfect fellow

They're dildoes! They're dildoes!
The sex toys that everyone likes!
They're dildoes! They're dildoes!
For gay men and even for dykes!
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